Story of the night - when Irish eyes are lying....

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So let me get this straight...

This dickhole who caused a scene at last Friday's press conference by interrupting and attempting to argue with the president on his assholic assumption that the proposed amnesty directive means Obama favors foreign workers over American ones, yeah, that dickhole, is a foreigner here on a fucking green card.So his whole charade about asking the right questions has nothing to do with his own situation and how well he sucks Tucker Carlson's dick.

This right-wing game of Calvinball is getting too fucking ridiculous. Romney says Obama is out of touch. Romney proceeds to be amazed by the Wawas (sic) and their newfangled hoagie-orderin' machine as a fucking Friedmanesque sign of the sanctity of the free economy, whatever the fuckall that means. It's just getting to be "play the game of say whatever crazy and see if anything sticks", isn't it? It's like the political process has become a reality show, like the fucking Bachelorette, where America is the model skank on with 50 pundit nimrods proposing to her and saying whatever the script says until she picks someone like a worn-down hooker. And while this is all going on, half of the American people stupid/bored/lifeless/retired enough to spend time answering pollster questions still would vote for this asshat because they still just don't feel right about that brown guy?

Welcome to the Fall of the Roman Empire folks, we're just a chariot in it.