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This week's Cee U Next Tuesday winner, given for outstanding female accomplishment in the male-dominated field of douchebaggery, is South Carolina governor Nikki Haley, who after trying to "soften" the republican image on the View by saying that "women don't care about contraception" (well, maybe unless when you're fucking your employees ), now is going that extra step to send women's health back to the Dark Ages by eliminating the budget of rape crisis center s in her state. And this is her money quote... serve a portion of our population for which we extend our sympathy and encouragement, but nevertheless, it is only a small portion of South Carolina’s chronically ill or abused.” Haley said the $453,000 designated for the South Carolina Coalition Against Domestic Violence and Sexual Assault’s rape crisis centers “distract[s] from the agency’s broader mission of protecting South Carolina’s public health.”  Wow. That's like her saying ...

This week's winner of the Cee U Next Tuesday award, given for female excellence in the male-dominated field of douchebaggery, is Arizona radio show loon Barbara Espinosa. Barbara, in the form of that aunt you avoid at family affairs, had a funny little quip to say about our current president.... Nice. You gotta give her credit for wearing her racism right out there instead of the shadow shit wordgame that the GOP under Romney has been playing lately. Oh, but of course she's not racist , because the mental succubus' last name is Espinosa (otherwise known as the "Zimmerman defense"). Oh, and by the way loves the reply to that - "Barbara, let me ask you a question: Are you chugging the Robitussin directly from the bottle, or do you pour it into a glass and let it breathe first?". And God, I love these old bitches that think they're of an age that they can just rattle off that shit, no facts, no policy wonk arguments, just pure hatred. ...

I couldn't resist. As we begin the arduous task ahead on choosing who is going to lose the presidency this year, the reality show called the Republican primary made its "Rock Of No Love" tour stop in Iowa today, in a caucus attended by less people than a normal Bon Jovi concert and just as meaningful. I know we should all hold in great awe the power of a state with less people than Brooklyn and Queens, but after seeing week upon week of media and stumpers falling over themselves to see exactly what combination of rascism, homophobia, and jingoism will win over votes of people who consider Applebee's a "haute cuisine dining experience", I'm pretty much over the whole process. And face it, the Republican party has become nothing but a bunch of grown-up bullies, bent on judging and persecuting others not like them (or in many cases, like them). It does surprise me at times how the gay-marriage card can be thrown still (though not for much longer). There is...

In honor of today's primary elections in South Carolina and California, today's Cee-U-Next-Tuesday award for female excellence in the male-dominated field of douchebaggery is a double surprise! In South Carolina, home of more political craziness than you can shake a Appalachian stick at, Nikki Haley has somehow overshadowed Mark "Pampass" Sanford by having accusations of not just one, but two, lackey Lotharios who say they had "relations" with Haley . Since then, after a few deflated denials, Haley comes with the "if I'm elected, then proven to have had an affair, I'll resign" tactic. Sure, bitch. Then the Lt. Gov (from the same party) would fill in. Nice try, stupid. Meanwhile, in California (of course), birther queen Orly Taitz is running for Secretary of State . Yes, the woman who has brought up so many false lawsuits questioning President Obama's birthplace that she was fined 20,000 dollars, is aspiring to a position responsible fo...

So last week it was bad enough that after a lunatic flew his plane into the IRS building in an act of domesstic terrorism, right wing pundits and politicians such as Scott Brown thinly veiled almost lauding the act by equating it with the faux "teabagger" anti-government outrage that is just a sham for a bunch of angry white people who hate having a "darkie" for president as well as their shyster enablers (Beck, Breitbart, Limbaugh et al). This morning brought ABC news, hungry for disaster porn since Haiti got old, interviewed said lunatic's adult daughter, direct from Norway (who buy the way has a public, taxpayer provided health system, just sayin') to talk about her father. Asked during a phone interview broadcast Monday if she considered her father a hero, she said: "Yes. Because now maybe people will listen." Oh my gravy. Immediately she tried to whitewash the statement saying... Bell said she offered her deepest condolences to Hunter's ...

So. Wednesday found me ranting off on Sarah Palin for going on a media-ready Facebook tizzy about the Family Guy episode that featured a character that dated the son Chris. The girl had Downs' Syndrome, and the show included the throwaway line "My father was an accountant, and my mother used to be the governor of Alaska". Even though the show actually showed the character in a real and non-special way (she bosses Chris around, acts like any diva high school girl), somehow that translated into an attack on "her" child. Well in response, the actress who provided the voice for the character, Andrea Fay Friedman, sent out an e-mail to the media giving her take on it. It's better than I could've imagined. My name is Andrea Fay Friedman. I was born with Down syndrome. I played the role of Ellen on the "Extra Large Medium" episode of Family Guy that was broadcast on Valentine's day. Although they gave me red hair on the show, I am really a blond...

After months of hate speech running to a boil since President Obama's election, it was only a matter of time when some anti-guvmint kook took drastic action. Corporal Coward first class Andrew Joseph Stack apparently set fire to his house and then took his plane and flew it into the IRS building in Austin, Texas , killing himself and injuring 2 people in the building and leaving one more missing. It's very lucky that more people weren't hurt or killed, as the gas-full plane slammed into the building causing the damage above. That day, Stack changed his website to a long rambling anti-tax anti-government screed that somehow includes rants on communism and capitalism. I'm not going to give voice to this blather, as you can read it in any of the links to news stories, other than note that there was nothing in it that would discern from the extremo-libertarian slash teabagger mentality that conveniently only surfaces when there's a Democrat president who just happen...

Since you apparently have no problem throwing around racial, social, ethnic, and sexual stereotypes, without knowing a damn thing about what you're talking about, I don't give two shits about Family Guy putting a fucking reference to your famewhoring presence with your fucking token kid. Who still isn't proven to be yours, and not Bristol's. Actually, to tell the truth, the show is notable for treating someone with Downs to be just as human and fallible as everyone else. You and your whole genetically defunct cess pool of a family can go fuck off back to Alahhhhska.

And it seems the circle of victimization for pseudo-libertarian wingnut reality stars is complete. Wurzelbacher touched on several different points during his speech, and many of them were surprising. He said he doesn’t support Sarah Palin anymore. Why? Because she’s backing John McCain’s re-election effort. “John McCain is no public servant,” he told the room, calling the 2008 Republican nominee a career politician. I pointed out he’d just be plain old Sam Wurzelbacher of Ohio — Joe the Plumber wouldn’t exist – without McCain. His response was blunt. “I don’t owe him s—. He really screwed my life up, is how I look at it.” Wurzelbacher said, “McCain was trying to use me. I happened to be the face of middle Americans. It was a ploy.” Read the whole article - it isn't too long. Classy. We don't miss you either, dillweed.

With all the focus in the "all flirt no substance" performances Sarah Palin has been putting on lately, it's easy to neglect the army of Manchurian sexbots that the Republican party have been accumulating as their plan for a new wave of ascendancy. This includes cougar whackjobs like Michelle Bachmann of Minnesota (fun fact - if you Google "Minnesota Congresswoman Whackjob" her official site is the first entry), Marsha "I'm waiting for my Desperate Housewives cameo" Blackburn, and former Miss I-Will-Never-Concede Marilyn Musgrave. However, the GOP is growing a bench of himbos as well, cut from the Mitt Romney mold but with more of the hunk and less of that pesky Mormonism. One of their brightest upcomers (pun intended) is Illinois Congressman Aaron Schock (pictured above apparently on a break from his beer commercial audition tape). Before the nude model from Massachussetts stole his thunder, Schock was considered so much a hottie that even the ga...

Today marked the day that Scott Brown of Massachussetts was inaugurated the 45th president of the United States.... No, really... Actually, as Brown became the junior senator of Mass, the senior senator of ass , Richard Shelby (R-Dickweed) proceeded to become the congressional version of a fifth-grader by putting a blanket hold on Obama's nominations for positions that were sent to the Senate. One? No. Three? Try more than 70. In response to a question from the Press-Register, Reid spokeswoman Regan Lachapelle confirmed that Shelby has placed a "blanket hold" on most pending nominations. By placing a hold, a single senator can stop the Senate from voting on a particular nomination, often as a way of gaining leverage on an unrelated issue. It is not clear when Shelby placed the hold or how many nominees are affected. While individual holds are not unusual, Gary Jacobson, a congressional expert at the University of California at San Diego, said he knew of no previous us...

This week's winner of the Cee U Next Tuesday award for female excellence in the male-driven field of douchebaggery is Fox producer Heidi Noonan, who, thanks to the glory of youtube, is caught rallying up the scant ragged crew of mouthbreathers that descended on Washington a little over a week ago. The "9/12" movement gathering, coined by dickweed-in-chief Glenn Beck to "bring America together like we were on 9/12/01", which translated from the original fucktard means "lets go scream and yell at the brown people in the White House", apparently wasn't hyped-up enough for Fox's already cheerleading broadcast, so Buffy Producerpants pumps up the loons behind the idiot Geek-Squad toss-off they had "covering" the weekend . Fox, of course, is somewhat putting a "Who, me?" air on, with Fox News VP Bill Sammons shitting out a "don't do it again" decree, but knowing Fox, this cunt and her male gay porn-librarian side...

So are we not supposed to be alarmed by this kind of ignorant signage from the mouthbreathers that gathered by the ten-thousands for the 9/12 slash fuck-the-brown-people party? I hope you're proud of yourself, fucktard. I hope the Secret Service is casing the hole of a trailer you call "home" right now. I'd love to have you alone in a room full of families of the real 9/11 victims. And while we're at it, I hope this white trash tranny cunt above got lost in real Washington DC after this. I'm sure they'd find a home for that flag. So basically, this Fox News "party" turned out to be a hate magnet for people who just can't stand a black man as president of Mehr-kuh. Good job, guys. To see more pictures from this calamity, if you can stomach, please to to TPM's excellent coverage of the atrocities by clicking here . And support talkingpointsmemo.com , one of the best political blogs ever.

While we're on the subject of town halls, if one feels like they must fistfight with someone who calls them something, and one throws the first punch, one deserves to have their finger bit off , no matter which side they were on.

To prove that faux redneck politics and mob-gathering isn't just a trait of the South, a clip of the recent town hall of congressman Frank Pallone in Red Bank , in my own state of New Jersey, proves that true assholism exists even amongst the McMansion dildoes and trailer trash that infest my state. And yes, I reduce them to that, because these people aren't interested in discussing policy, they're into shouting down anyone who doesn't have the dittohead "My team" talking points that they do. Can there be any room for a centrist at a health care reform town hall meeting Check the stupid blond bitch near the end who's eyes are so bugged out she looks like one of those troll dolls. The only theme she's got is that she doesn't want anyone but who SHE approves to get healthcare. And the old cunt who "dances" around the fact that she's ON socialized medicine (Medicare), but as opposed to anyone else, she EARNED it. Fuck you, you stupid cr...

Tonight's Cee U Next Tuesday award, which is given to the women who boldly break the glass floor to the sewer of douchbaggery in which men excel, goes to CNBC's Maria Bartiromo. Maria proves that Jim Cramer isn't the only ignorant asshole on the network during her segment with New York congressman Anthony Weiner . After Weiner extols the benefits of a public plan, comparing it to Medicare, which has a huge satisfaction and success rate, Bartiromo asks in all honesty, "How come you don't use it [Medicare]? You don't have it. How come you don't have it?". Um, dumbass, Rep. Weiner is 45. F-ing DUH. And this is who they have on their business channel? WTF? And she rolls out the "you'll die of cancer in England" right-wingnut meme that's been floating around. Maria, you've proved once and for-all that you are a certified fucktard and have no business being on television until you get your ass to remedial school. Stat. Becuase there...

This week's Republican Douchebag award winner goes to Kansas (as in "What's the Matter With...") Rep. Lynn Jenkins, who would've won the C U Next Tuesday award for female douchbaggery if I had read this two days ago. Jenkins held a town hall meeting , which apparently for her means Republican party campaign meeting, last week in Hiawatha, Kansas. In heralding what she feels as a new wave of Republican hopefuls that will save this great land from the dictatorship apparently secretly imposed on us by our rightfully (for once) elected president, she invoked the insightful and colorful phrase "Great White Hope". As in "save us from the scary black man". As in its most famous usage, the search for the boxer that would wrest the heavyweight title from the first black champion, Jack Johnson . That hype culminated in race clashes that followed Johnson's victory over rascist goon James Jeffries. Lynn, dear, don't pretend you don't know how ...

Courtesy of Huffingtonpost.com , a video that needs no other comment than this represents the heart of the American right-wing today. Unfuckingbelievable. She must really try hard to be this stupid.

This week's Cee U Next Tuesday (C-U-N-T) winner is Delaware's answer to the crazy bitch during the election that screamed about an "inexperienced black male". This one interrupts a town hall by Republican Mike Castle of Delaware to rant about believing the thirty-times disproven claim that President Obama is not an American citizen, and therefore ineligible to be president. She goes on even after Castle meekly states in fact he is a citizen and is president, wherefore this moron goes off the deepend culminating in the Pledge Of Allegiance (for what it's worth), egged on by the mouthbreathing dickholes that remain in the Grand Old Party today. This stupid bitch runs rampant in the county where I work, where ignorant McMansion suburbanites chatter on about some tidbit they overheard on Sean Hannity whilst they were taking their Percosets. Honey, just because you have a black "friend" that you talk about behind their back anyway, doesn't mean you...