Cee U Next Tuesday award for the week....how do you solve a problem like Maria?

Tonight's Cee U Next Tuesday award, which is given to the women who boldly break the glass floor to the sewer of douchbaggery in which men excel, goes to CNBC's Maria Bartiromo. Maria proves that Jim Cramer isn't the only ignorant asshole on the network during her segment with New York congressman Anthony Weiner. After Weiner extols the benefits of a public plan, comparing it to Medicare, which has a huge satisfaction and success rate, Bartiromo asks in all honesty, "How come you don't use it [Medicare]? You don't have it. How come you don't have it?". Um, dumbass, Rep. Weiner is 45. F-ing DUH.

And this is who they have on their business channel? WTF? And she rolls out the "you'll die of cancer in England" right-wingnut meme that's been floating around. Maria, you've proved once and for-all that you are a certified fucktard and have no business being on television until you get your ass to remedial school. Stat. Becuase there's no insurance that covers your kind of stupid.

Your C-U-N-T award will be delivered in the form of a giant suppository. Your insurance company has let us know that you can choose your form of lubricant.

Toodles!
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UPDATE: Last week's C-U-N-T winner, Congresswoman Lynn Jenkins, apparently isn't happy about being de-throned, and proceeds here to laugh and tell a working struggling single mother to "grow up" and basically deal with insurance herself. I've been trying to be more civil, but FUCK YOU, Jenkins. FUCK YOU HARD. You could make one wish illness on your sorry fucking soul, and that right's usually reserved for wingnut preachers.



Peace out.