Dear Michael Steele, I've found a new theme song for your party?..

And it's a classic, from Groucho Marx's Horse Feathers, even...



"I'm Against It"

I don’t know what they have to say,
It makes no difference anyway --
Whatever it is, I’m against it!
No matter what it is or who commenced it,
I’m against it.

Your proposition may be good
But let’s have one thing understood --
Whatever it is, I’m against it!
And even when you’ve changed it or condensed it,
I’m against it.

I’m opposed to it --
On general principles I’m opposed to it!

Chorus: He’s opposed to it!
In fact, in word, in deed,
He’s opposed to it!

For months before my son was born,
I used to yell from night till morn,
Whatever it is, I’m against it!
And I’ve kept yelling since I commenced it,
I'm against it"

(thankfully cribbed from insightful commenter Mimi85 at Huffingtonpost.com)