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Here's the top ten hits in Germany this week, according to their official singles chart , as "Despacito" from Luis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee takes a third week at the top... 1. " Despacito " - Luis Fonsi featuring Daddy Yankee (1) 2. " No Roots " - Alice Merton (3) 3. " Shape Of You " - Ed Sheeran (2) 4. " Tuesday " - Burak Yeter featuring Danelle Sandoval (4) 5. " I'm The One " - DJ Khaled featuring Justin Bieber, Quavo, Chance the Rapper, and Lil' Wayne (7) 6. " Swalla " - Jason Derulo featuring Nicki Minaj & Ty Dolla $ign (5) 7. " Galway Girl " - Ed Sheeran (8) 8. " Something Just Like This " - The Chainsmokers & Coldplay (6) 9. "How It Is (Wap Bap)" - Bibi H. (DEBUT) 10. " It Ain't Me " - Kygo & Selena Gomez (9) The sole entry in the top ten comes from a YouTube "artist" that has gone major viral, but in the wrong way, racki...

It's time to head across the Atlantic to check out the songs making their debut on the official singles chart in the UK this week, as Canadian singer Shawn Mendes racks up a second week at #1 with "Stitches"... Rihanna is back with the highest debut of the week at #13 with "Work", from her just-released album Anti ...(the clip is exclusive right now to Tidal).. Danish indie-pop band Lukas Graham sails in at #24 with "7 Years"... (Click below to see the rest of the post)

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This is so damn cool I can't even bear it. h/t thanks Gawker

Totally awesome. Is this only was a real thing.

Since you apparently have no problem throwing around racial, social, ethnic, and sexual stereotypes, without knowing a damn thing about what you're talking about, I don't give two shits about Family Guy putting a fucking reference to your famewhoring presence with your fucking token kid. Who still isn't proven to be yours, and not Bristol's. Actually, to tell the truth, the show is notable for treating someone with Downs to be just as human and fallible as everyone else. You and your whole genetically defunct cess pool of a family can go fuck off back to Alahhhhska.

...how to fold a fitted sheet. This guy needs a position. High up.

I know I'm like 3 years behind the times, but these " lip dub " videos have me hooked. Especially if it's to one of my favorite songs. Digg Dubb: Groove Is In The Heart from Trammell on Vimeo .

Make that change... Hat tip to Eat Me Daily ...

And it's a classic, from Groucho Marx's Horse Feathers , even... "I'm Against It" I don’t know what they have to say, It makes no difference anyway -- Whatever it is, I’m against it! No matter what it is or who commenced it, I’m against it. Your proposition may be good But let’s have one thing understood -- Whatever it is, I’m against it! And even when you’ve changed it or condensed it, I’m against it. I’m opposed to it -- On general principles I’m opposed to it! Chorus: He’s opposed to it! In fact, in word, in deed, He’s opposed to it! For months before my son was born, I used to yell from night till morn, Whatever it is, I’m against it! And I’ve kept yelling since I commenced it, I'm against it" (thankfully cribbed from insightful commenter Mimi85 at Huffingtonpost.com )

Courtesy of Huffingtonpost.com , a video that needs no other comment than this represents the heart of the American right-wing today. Unfuckingbelievable. She must really try hard to be this stupid.

I must be going crazy. This is the most entertained I've been all day

Only Jon can draw out agony better than I can only aspire to be. Watch the whole thing in awe.. The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c Lenny Dykstra's Financial Career www.thedailyshow.com Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Joke of the Day

Here's a video from a song on my chart - Seether's remake of Wham!'s "Careless Whisper". Too many meme points to count..

Jon Stewart, hilariously cutting douchebag Joe Scarborough down to size for what he is. I'm glad someone dislikes that airbag as much as I do. The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c Morning Joe's Sarcastic Starbucks Sponsorship thedailyshow.com Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Newt Gingrich Unedited Interview

Courtesy of Gawker.com , this is the best commercial I've seen in whenever... Find more videos like this on AdGabber

Last night's Tony Awards' shining moment - God telling them not ever to have Poison on singing Nothin' But A Good Time. Punishment - having Bret "Rock Of Syphilis, er, I mean Love" take himself out on a stage prop. Priceless.

For all you mutha's out there...

from the folks at funny or die ... A Gaythering Storm from Jane Lynch

You gotta hand it to her, she does have a sense of humor... Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony Profile from Lindsay Lohan