Story of the day...There's just not enough ducttape...

Dear Kanye,

You've obviously by now figured out what a stupid spectacle you made of yourself during the MTV video music awards last night. Were you drunk? Or just ignorant? I mean, it's the FUCKING VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS. Not the Nobel Prize. With less anticipation than the People's Choice Awards. And while I may have disbelief at times on Swift's ability to carry a note, she's obviously musically very talented and genuine in what she does. No beefs with anyone. And Beyonce's video is cool, but it is a remake of a more classic dance number...and a "viral" popularity of a clip doesn't mean she was robbed of anything in particular. And if you really want to argue the importance of a video music award Beyonce won best video of the year.

So, whatever angst you've got going, you just blew your wad of sentiment. Chris Brown is laughing at you. You're on the one hand championing tolerance for gay rights, then back up Jay-Z with a lyric like

Its crazy how you can go from being Joe Blow,
to everybody on your d-ck, no homo,

What the fuck? did you have to prove yourself to your butt-boy Jay? Well after Beyonce probably castrated you afterwards, that won't be necessary, no?

So in conclusion, whatever ego trip caused this spew of dumb, find some medication for it. And freakin' chill.

Toodles,
twostepcub

PS. If you have Serena Williams' number, please share those meds with her roid-raged ass.

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