Apple. Tree. Not Far. (reason #45 for birth control)

So last week it was bad enough that after a lunatic flew his plane into the IRS building in an act of domesstic terrorism, right wing pundits and politicians such as Scott Brown thinly veiled almost lauding the act by equating it with the faux "teabagger" anti-government outrage that is just a sham for a bunch of angry white people who hate having a "darkie" for president as well as their shyster enablers (Beck, Breitbart, Limbaugh et al). This morning brought ABC news, hungry for disaster porn since Haiti got old, interviewed said lunatic's adult daughter, direct from Norway (who buy the way has a public, taxpayer provided health system, just sayin') to talk about her father.

Asked during a phone interview broadcast Monday if she considered her father a hero, she said: "Yes. Because now maybe people will listen."

Oh my gravy.

Immediately she tried to whitewash the statement saying...

Bell said she offered her deepest condolences to Hunter's family. She said her father's last actions were wrong.

"But if nobody comes out and speaks up on behalf of injustice, then nothing will ever be accomplished," she told ABC. "But I do not agree with his last action with what he did. But I do agree about the government."

Yeah. riiight.

She also called it "inappropriate. Oh, that's better.

SO let me get this straight. Ms. Bell (or, I should just rename, Hellbeast) regrets that her father happens to end the life of a two-tour Vietnam Veteran as collateral damage to a brave act to protest that beats down ordinary folk like him who had the ability to have a fucking plane to fly into a building!

Bitch, please.

I'd be saving the Samantha Bell chick for my weekly Cee U Next Tuesday awards, but she's not even worth it. May a pack of hungry Norwegian polar bears eat her. Except for her head. No meat there.

Enough about her.

The story really is the man who was the victim of this cowardly act. Ken Hunter's biography reads like a true American hero. Two tours in Vietnam. A life of public service. As his son recounts...

"There was just too much going on about what the guy did and what he believed in, and enough's enough," he said. "They don't need to talk about him. Talk about my dad. You know, some people are trying to make this guy out to be a hero, a patriot. My dad served two terms in Vietnam. This guy never served at all. My dad wasn't responsible for his tax problems."

Amen.

But things like that don't matter to the screaming lunatic right, like those who attended the CPAC conference (fun fact: CPAC stands for "Cunts Packed At Capacity". Honest. I looked it up). Veracity doesn't matter as long as they have a compelling, emotional storyline which includes a big, bad villain to blame it on. I sure quite a few of them were inwardly cheering that it was another black man dead, as almost an effigy for the boogeyman that our nation rightfully elected.

You later (at possibly/probably blowback from your idiocy) attempted to further backpedal, saying "I didn't want to hurt anybody." Yeah. Like your dad. Apple. Tree. Not far.

So in closing, fuck you, Samantha Bell, you genetic cess pool of Randian bullshit. And throw yourself in a fjord while you're at it.

Toodles,
Twostepcub

PS: Bonus douche points for Good Morning America for #1) having her on in the first place and not the family of the victim, and #2) for asking a dickish question like "Do you consider your father a hero" in the first place.