Cee-U-Next-Tuesday winner of the week: Darling Nikki...

This week's Cee U Next Tuesday winner, given for outstanding female accomplishment in the male-dominated field of douchebaggery, is South Carolina governor Nikki Haley, who after trying to "soften" the republican image on the View by saying that "women don't care about contraception" (well, maybe unless when you're fucking your employees), now is going that extra step to send women's health back to the Dark Ages by eliminating the budget of rape crisis centers in her state. And this is her money quote...

serve a portion of our population for which we extend our sympathy and encouragement, but nevertheless, it is only a small portion of South Carolina’s chronically ill or abused.” Haley said the $453,000 designated for the South Carolina Coalition Against Domestic Violence and Sexual Assault’s rape crisis centers “distract[s] from the agency’s broader mission of protecting South Carolina’s public health.”

 Wow. That's like her saying "oops, sorry you got cancer, but y'know, I've got standards to uphold." Oh yeah. Wait. She did that. Because, you know, freedom, and vaccinations are the gateway drug to a guvmint mandate of healthcare. And mandates just get you knocked up.

So the sexual assault prevention program, to counter that which South Carolina is exceeding the national average on, is a "distraction"? Can she actually say that to the face of someone who had been raped?

Nikki, how far bent over are you to take it up the ass so you might be considered for Romney's failed VP slot?

So, you second-rate Palin, are the recipient of this week's C-U-N-T award, in the form of a forced hike across the Appalachian Trail.