The Cee-U-Next-Tuesday award for the week: Primary Crazy....

In honor of today's primary elections in South Carolina and California, today's Cee-U-Next-Tuesday award for female excellence in the male-dominated field of douchebaggery is a double surprise!

In South Carolina, home of more political craziness than you can shake a Appalachian stick at, Nikki Haley has somehow overshadowed Mark "Pampass" Sanford by having accusations of not just one, but two, lackey Lotharios who say they had "relations" with Haley. Since then, after a few deflated denials, Haley comes with the "if I'm elected, then proven to have had an affair, I'll resign" tactic. Sure, bitch. Then the Lt. Gov (from the same party) would fill in. Nice try, stupid.

Meanwhile, in California (of course), birther queen Orly Taitz is running for Secretary of State. Yes, the woman who has brought up so many false lawsuits questioning President Obama's birthplace that she was fined 20,000 dollars, is aspiring to a position responsible for elections and other law functions.

So far, Haley is running way ahead, however not enough to avoid a runoff, while the real threat is Taitz getting the GOP nomination. With her rantings on the same brand as a Fiorina or Wittman, the award would be the further marginalization of the 'know-nothing' party. As for Haley, here's hoping that the proof comes sooner than she'd like....