Cee U Next Tuesday Award: At The Zoo....

This week's winner of the Cee U Next Tuesday award, given for female excellence in the male-dominated field of douchebaggery, is Arizona radio show loon Barbara Espinosa. Barbara, in the form of that aunt you avoid at family affairs, had a funny little quip to say about our current president....

Nice. You gotta give her credit for wearing her racism right out there instead of the shadow shit wordgame that the GOP under Romney has been playing lately. Oh, but of course she's not racist, because the mental succubus' last name is Espinosa (otherwise known as the "Zimmerman defense"). Oh, and by the way loves the reply to that - "Barbara, let me ask you a question: Are you chugging the Robitussin directly from the bottle, or do you pour it into a glass and let it breathe first?". And God, I love these old bitches that think they're of an age that they can just rattle off that shit, no facts, no policy wonk arguments, just pure hatred.

She then took to her website to double down on her yammering, saying...

To set the record straight I did use the word monkey and Obama in the same sentence. Yes I did say I voted for the white guy. Unless there has been a takeover of America and free speech is no longer allowed and I can be put to death for making a remark, I refuse to take the fifth. 

 

After that she delightfully teaches us different "monkey" strains, like she's Jane Goodall on Vicodin.Of course she pussied out and expunged it from her site, but forgot how the internet actually works.

So Ms. Espinosa, since you are in Arizona, and apparently knowledgeable of the "brown types", your Cee-U-Next-Tuesday award comes in the shape of your papers which you will need to staple to your forehead, barring deportation.

 

Runner-Up, Calista Not-Flockhart Gingrich, who after her doughboy husband racked up millions of dollars in debt in his ego-stroke of a presidential campaign, tweeted out this...

 

 

I hope she doesn't owe any Mafioso types....

 

Second runner-up is Democratic Claire McGaskill of Missouri, who is too chickenshit to attend the Democratic convention this year, thinking/hoping no one would make any connection between her and the oogity boogity Obama. Bitch, own up to your shit, you ain't "talking to your constituents", you're changing your adult diapers.