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Hey guys, it's one week to crunch time, and I'm taking a little break to put my tunes for the week. This week David Guetta and Kelly Rowland make it to the top, while Katy Perry (pictured above) jumps into the top-5. Kaci Battaglia, Green Day, and Colbie Caillat have the biggest jumps, while former big hits by AR Rahman, Green Day, Rihanna, Depeche Mode, Akon, and Kim Sozzi drop out. Link O Rama is still in full effect, so you can click on the highlighted name of any artist to go to their website. Mike f-ng Tyson reincarnated as a dog?!?!?! WTF? This Week Song/Artist (last week's position in parentheses) --------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. When Love Takes Over - David Guetta f/ Kelly Rowland (2) 2. Second Chance - Shinedown (1) 3. I Run To You - Lady Antebellum (3) 4. Use Somebody - Kings Of Leon (6) 5. Waking Up In Vegas - Katy Perry (10) 6. Magnificent - U2 (8) 7. If Today Was Your Last Day - Nickelback (7) 8. Not Mea...

Courtesy of Huffingtonpost.com , a video that needs no other comment than this represents the heart of the American right-wing today. Unfuckingbelievable. She must really try hard to be this stupid.

Tonight's DSS is by Swedish singer Ola Svensson , who's Europop single "Sky's the Limit" is gloriously cheesetastic! It's the #1 song in his homeland..

I've been enraptured by the BBC miniseries Torchwood : Children Of Earth . Here's the promo, you can still catch yesterdays (and today's) episode at I-Tunes... It's the best sci-fi of the year no doubt...

This week's Cee U Next Tuesday (C-U-N-T) winner is Delaware's answer to the crazy bitch during the election that screamed about an "inexperienced black male". This one interrupts a town hall by Republican Mike Castle of Delaware to rant about believing the thirty-times disproven claim that President Obama is not an American citizen, and therefore ineligible to be president. She goes on even after Castle meekly states in fact he is a citizen and is president, wherefore this moron goes off the deepend culminating in the Pledge Of Allegiance (for what it's worth), egged on by the mouthbreathing dickholes that remain in the Grand Old Party today. This stupid bitch runs rampant in the county where I work, where ignorant McMansion suburbanites chatter on about some tidbit they overheard on Sean Hannity whilst they were taking their Percosets. Honey, just because you have a black "friend" that you talk about behind their back anyway, doesn't mean you...

Governor Rick Perry had a hissy fit last winter when the federal stimulus plan passed, and was one of the holy douchebag triumvirate (with Sarah Palin and Mark Sanford) who tried to "refuse" the money intended for their states. In the end, all he would reject out of the 17 billion was $555 million that would have gone towards unemployment benefits , something that in my mind with the economy in the crapper would have been a helpful thing. But no, honey got the vapors from all that. Well how's that all working out for you ? Actually, not well, since now Texas is asking for a loan from the federal government to pay for unemployment. That now they'll have to pay back. Classy. And his reasoning for not taking the stimulus money in the first place? To receive the full amount of stimulus money available, lawmakers would need to adjust the time period used to determine whether people are eligible for benefits. Texas also is being asked to expand eligibility to include thou...

Hey guys, I'm inside from a beautiful day out, and I'm a couple different Crayola colors right now, and it's time for my tunes for the week. This week Shinedown spend a fourth week at the top, while Pink (pictured above) moves into the top-10, just in time to match my pink neck and forehead. There's a lot of big movers on this week's chart (marked in red), but the biggest are by Erika Jayne, the Pussycat Dolls, and Colbie Caillat. Former big hits by Pink, Britney Spears, Seether, and Utada drop out. Link O Rama is still in effect, so you can click on the name of any highlighted artist to go to their website (rightclick to use another window or tab)...How's the pool? This Week Song/Artist (last week's position in parentheses) -------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. Second Chance - Shinedown (1) 2. When Love Takes Over - David Guetta f/ Kelly Rowland (4) 3. I Run To You - Lady Antebellum (5) 4. Not Meant To Be - ...

I must be going crazy. This is the most entertained I've been all day

Only Jon can draw out agony better than I can only aspire to be. Watch the whole thing in awe.. The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c Lenny Dykstra's Financial Career www.thedailyshow.com Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Joke of the Day

Today's DSS is by Brazilian DJ R.I.O. with the breezy summertime hit "Shine On". It's a hit in France, but it belongs on every Caribbean cruise ship pronto... You can purchase "Shine On" at Amazon's MP3 store by clicking here ...

Pascal Obispo is a French singer who has been a great advocate in the fight against AIDS . His latest is "Le Drapeau" (The Flag), which is accompanied by a beautiful video. It's got the subtitle "Captain Samurai Flower" on it, which I'm not sure if it's a moniker or an upcoming album title.... You can pick up "Le Drapeau" at Amazon by clicking here ...

He hasn't been elected Governor of Alaska. Yet. Otherwise, both are incurious, manipulative pussies. (addendum, the gun with beer picture says it all. Mouthbreathers.)

So. I guess today's confirmations hearings with Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor have turned into a showcase of bitter queen Sen. Jeff "I never met a sheet I didn't like" Sessions unleashing his gentlemanly racist bullshit on probably the only captive audience he's had in quite a while. Fave moments: most of all, after trying to trash Sotomayor with a disproven notion that she's be biased due to her race, proceeds to question why she didn't rule on a case the same as another Puerto Rican Judge on the court. Priceless. Second, he attempts to chide Sotomayor on "racism", coming from somebody denied a bench job himself due to proven racist history... Finally, here's Rachel Maddow's take on the douchebag..

Liz Cheney, is a fucked up person. Apparently trying to redeem herself to her father as the alphamale of his progeny (and effectively out-butch Mary), Ms. Cheney has spread herself over all the talkie programs protecting her father's "honor", after leaked investigations into a secret CIA program that may or may not have involved either assassinating people or spying on Americans. Of course, like any Bush/Cheney Republican, this isn't based on any facts ... Asked directly on MSNBC whether her father directed the CIA not to keep Congress fully informed about the secret program, Cheney said, "This is a classified program and he doesn't talk about classified programs." Then why is this bitch on , then? If it's to titillate us into thinking you may run for some office or another, your only different with Palin is your capacity for calculated and somewhat learned evil. Go take your Dick and fuck yourselves in your hidden bunker. Visit msnbc.com for Break...

Hey everyone, it's time for my tunes for the week. This week Shinedown are on top for a third week, while U2 (pictured above) sneak into the top-10. The biggest moves are by songs by the Pet Shop Boys, Livvi Franc, and Green Day, while former big hits by O.A.R., 311, and Charlie Wilson drop out. Link-O-Rama is still in effect, so you can click on the highlighted name of any artist to go to their website. Mmm. Carvel! This week Song/Artist (last week's position in parentheses) ----------------------------------------------------------------- 1. Second Chance - Shinedown (1) 2. Not Meant To Be - Theory Of A Deadman (2) 3. The Man Who Can't Be Moved - The Script (4) 4. When Love Takes Over - David Guetta f/ Kelly Rowland (8) 5. I Run To You - Lady Antebellum (5) 6. Use Somebody - Kings Of Leon (6) 7. Poker Face - Lady GaGa (3) 8. If Today Was Your Last Day - Nickelback (12) 9. Halo - Beyonce (9) 10. Magnificent - U2 (11) 11. Please Don't Leave Me - Pink ...

Hey folks, so sorry for skipping a week but thanks so much for hanging in there. It's time for my tunes for the week (well, the Independence day holiday week). Last week Shinedown made it to #1, and this week sees their second week on top. French DJ David Guetta and Destiny's Child Kelly Rowland (both pictured above) leap into the top-10, while AnnaGrace, Katy Perry, and Helmut Fritz make the biggest jumps (all big jumps in red). Link-O-Rama is in effect, so you can click on the name of any artist to go to their website (right-click to use another window or tab). One taco salad, please! This week Song/Artist (last week's position in parentheses) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. Second Chance - Shinedown (1) 2. Not Meant To Be - Theory Of A Deadman (2) 3. Poker Face - Lady GaGa (3) 4. The Man Who Can't Be Moved - The Script (5) 5. I Run To You - Lady Antebellum (7) 6. Use Somebody - Kings Of Leon (6) 7. Know Your...