Story of the day....I shaved my balls for this?

Well, yesterday was "tax day", where your US tax return is usually due (though most people put in early to get their refund, and a good chunk who owe file for an extension). It also was "teabagging day", where the dittoheads, psycho-rightwing freaks and Fox News planned to converge to protest...well....um....everything.

I mean, whatever taxes they're paying now had nothing to do with the current administration, which put through a budget plan actually lowering taxes for everyone except the deliriously rich. But don't stop the know-nothing dickholes in America from getting their hate on. I mean let's get serious. Nobody protested mortgaging our children's future when Bush/Cheney and the Republican cabal sent all those kids to die in Iraq and run up a trillion dollar debt. No, this is about spewing out all the racial and cultural hatred that these brain-damaged cunts weren't allowed to express on national tee-vee during the election, which apparently was the single cause of the scary black man taking over the presidency, not the overwhelming majority who actually voted him in.





These moron's have no fucking idea what they're talking about.

With moronic signs like "Obama's a fascist / socialist /thief" the only thing I didn't see is "Obama's gay" on one of their misspelled inbred signs. Another thing I didn't see is anyone except fat angry white people with the dull glaze of ignorance in their eyes. And I hope Sean "doughy piece of shit" Hannity, Glenn "batshit crazy" Beck, Neil "wish I were a Nazi" Cavuto and Greta "tranny without the personality" Van Susternen get violent diarrhea over the stream of shit they've subjected us to.



And to you "libertarian Ron Paul" morons who think you're hip. You're not. You're dicks. All of you. We all think it. But we pity you too much to advise you of it.

As for the lie of why this stupid teabaggin' day is a farce, read Jon Perr's post on crooksandliars.com which dissects every retarded argument these backward douchebags put out...

Lie #3: 40% of Americans pay no taxes.

This canard, too, has been in circulation since last summer. Parroting right-wing papers including the Wall Street Journal, the Washington Times and Richard Mellon Scaife's Pittsburgh Tribune Review, the McCain campaign argued, "Obama raises taxes on seniors, hard working families to give 'welfare' to those who pay none." While Sean Hannity and Rudy Giuliani echoed the "welfare" charge in January, on Monday, former Bush press secretary Ari Fleischer kept up the drum beat, deeming Obama's middle class tax cuts a "moral problem" when "50% of the country gets benefits without paying for them."

Seriously, read the whole article, it's worth it.

And lastly to you dickholes who wasted your precious dickholing time at one of these "Teabagging parties"...

How the fuck did you get there?

Did you drive?

How the fuck do those roads come about? By magic?

and lastly,

go fuck yourself.

Toodles,

twostepcub

PS and here's a tip for you teabaggers...