Cee U Next Tuesday of the week.....beauty school dropout...

This week's C-U-N-T of the week, for achievement in female douchebaggery to rivals the predomininantly male dickish realm, is someone who "lost" their other contest this week. It's Miss California USA Carrie Prejean, who finally found a way to outshadow Scottish homebody-songbird Susan Boyle in the internet meme race.

At the Miss USA show, hosted in Las Vegas, Prejean was one of the five finalists. All five were asked questions by the celebrity judges, questions dealing with universal health care and bank bailouts - things I wouldn't imagine being asked at one of these. When it came to her turn, the question picked was blogger Perez Hilton's: After Vermont being the fourth state to legalize gay marriages do you think every other state should follow suit - why or why not.

Her answer started out as the blonde ditzy "It's nice to live in a world where you can choose to have same-sex or opposite sex marriage." Opposite sex? What the fuck? And fuck that, the "choose" part? Like I can choose a soup or salad at the diner?

Then, Robo-tits ventured off into evangelafascist garble, where "I think I believe that marriage should be between a man and a woman.No offense to anyone out there, but that's how I was raised." So you think you believe. Classy. And golly gee, it's just because you were raised by bigots, gosh darnit you have to proclaim it to the world.

Honey, if you're in a fucking pageant, we really don't give a shit what you really think. You could have danced around the subject with the "it's great that Americans can get involved in democracy" or some horseshit. Even do what Miss Arizona did and didn't even remotely answer her question. But like a fucking parrot you had to spew your little dig. Because God forbid anyone would think you'd think the little gay boys could get married.

Well, Perez was not pleased, and threw a fit after the show on his blog, which he ended up calling her a bitch. He later apologized for that, and it was over the top for him, being a judge on the program. However, I'm not. And Carrie Fucktard Premie-jean whatever? You're a BITCH.

You didn't just lose the crown because of that answer. Miss North Carolina won both the swimsuit and evening gown parts. But it didn't get you anywhere. Frankly, I'm surprised you made second. I mean geez, are these pageants just chock full of gay guys? Now even the California pageant people are sick of you.

And now you're running around the talk shows - playing the victim. Honey, I just pray Rihanna comes around, smacks you in the face and tells you what a real victim is.

So Carrie, instead of your tiara, you can place this week's Cee U Next Tuesday award and be proud. Bitch.