Cee U Next Tuesday of the week...Springertime for Hitler!

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Tonight's Cee U Next Tuesday is recurring nightmare Sarah Palin, who since the election has sunk into the role she was born to play - white trash Jerry Springer material.

After daughter Bristol dumped campaign prop/high school dropout/former nepotism recipient Levi Johnston, the charade of that relationship which was a Republican-ordained shotgun wedding became clearer (well, to others). The Palins and the Johnstons had a little media skirmish on whether Levi was able to see the baby, and it culminated in the Johnstons going on none other than the Tyra Banks show yesterday.

Johnston spilled that Palin knew about them sleeping together (hell, it was in her house!) and they had safe sex "most of the time". I really think this idiot has no idea how babies are made. Got to hand it to the Alaskan education system! He says he was pretty much dragged to the Republican Convention, and that they both needed to mature before getting married.



Sarah, like all Republicans, acted with the usual victimization card they have up all their sleeves...

"Bristol did not even know Levi was going on the show. We're disappointed that Levi and his family, in a quest for fame, attention, and fortune, are engaging in flat-out lies, gross exaggeration, and even distortion of their relationship," says the statement from the Palin family rep.
In other words, nobody gets to exploit her daughter and babies except for her. She expresses her dedication for abstinence education, something her daughter even was skeptical about.

Here's my letter for you.

Dear Sarah,

You lost.

Go fuck yourself. With a tree branch.

While watching Russia from your house.

Toodles,
twostepcub

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