Cee u next tuesday award of the week...catfight!

This week's C-U-N-T award for fisting through the glass ceiling of douchebaggery is radio non-personality and Ann Coulter stand-in Laura Ingraham. And this is for demostration of a fit of filial cannibalism, in this case Meghan "my dad is John McCain so I'm cool!" McCain.

This all started when Meghan wrote an article in the conglomo-blog The Daily Beast about how shock-ideologues like Ann Coulter are destroying the Republican party by their scorched-earth tactics and fascist conformity. As much as I believe Ms. McCain is at many a time a naive starfucker that will excuse all the bullshit her parents and the rest of the old-school GOP have done, it was a very thoughtful and inclusive piece on one finding one's place in a party where you may not agree with all the planks, but are willing to work towards some sort of common ground. She even flew her rational flag with the gay marriage and stem cell cards. It's almost honorable to consider her faith in a party that has for the most part left people like her behind (though she dutifully throws in the "war on terror/surge" tripe). But seriously, she seems like a serious and open mind which would be welcome as a new generation of the GOP. My only quibble is that she played it safe by attacking the woman (well, Coulter-geist), and not having the stones to call out the real menace, like Rush and Hannity, as well as the male flat-earthers at the head of her party. But, look what it's done for Michael Steele.

Well, rationality won't get you anywhere with the brain-stem crowd that has the GOP megaphone, and the volley in this two-on-one tennis match was returned by Ingraham, who decided not to go after McCain based on her views, but the easiest way she (well, it) knows how.

INGRAHAM (mocking): Ok, I was really hoping that I was going to get that role in the Real World, but then I realized that, well, they don’t like plus-sized models. They only like the women who look a certain way. And on this 50th anniversary of Barbie, I really have something to say.

Ooh, going for the fat joke, eh? Does it make your purges better for ya?



Well Meghan didn't take that lying down (or eating, for that matter), and used her dad's clout and Hassleback's ear to show up on The View to retort, saying that it's destructive to turn a political conversation to an attack over appearances.



I have to admit, classy. Very classy. Makes me even able to stand her talking about her parents on there. She continued to just make statements about how women should be proud of themselves whatever size.

To all my girls out there. Don't let anyone make you feel bad about your body! I love my curves and you should love yours too!

Of course this made Ingraham's head explode, and she let spew in all her Medusa-like glory, calling her a "useful idiot" being used as a tool by the whole big-old left-wing machine the foil-heads like her love to rant about.

Memo to Meghan McCain: Enjoy the media coverage while it lasts, but know you're being used. You are the flavor of the month in left-wing media land because you are a Republican bashing the GOP.

Oh, honey, please. She proceeds to compare her fat joke to Barack Obama's slight mention of media's misguided focus in regards to the Jessica Simpson Britney-ing. Nice twisting a point to suit your needs, you fucking snake. Oh yeah, snakes eat their young sometimes, eh?

One point: maybe if you wouldn't be such a cunt to everyone - including the people you're supposed to work with - you'd be a little more than a second-rate Coulter who survives on the attack, offering nothing of value to society.

Oh and by the way, you look like an Atlantic City hooker trying to post her Facebook picture while on meth.

ICKY FACT: Laura Ingraham once dated Keith Olbermann. Jesus H. Christ.