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Just think, we PAY this fucktard's salary. Fuck you, asshole. You don't get to shut up the American public. You're a PUBLIC SERVANT, dick-for-brains. You're not fucking king of the planet. Please let January come soon.

This week's "Cee U Next Tuesday" award, given to the woman determined to break down the glass floor to assholery, goes to blond Harry Potter look-a-like Linda Daves, Chairman of the North Carolina Republican Party, who is playing the "Punch and Judy" charade game with John McCain about airing an attack ad (really a "spook" ad, now that I think about it) bringing up Barack Obama and Jeremiah Wright , along with every other disaster save the Hindenburg of this century. Since the Republican party is devoid of any issues, and with the "heathen" they have running they can't go the moral route, the only respite is to inflame the basest of fears and ignoring the true issues this country is facing - the economy going into the tank, a neverending quagmire in a misled "war on terror", a health care fiasco, and an ecological nightmare arising, and if America falls for it, maybe Rev. Wright isn't quite off the mark. You're a sad, mi...

Here's a couple extra "Bubbling Under" tunes, sure to come to the chart soon. First, Aussie (and out) singer Sam Sparro with the ultra-cool "Black And Gold"... and British singer/rapper Estelle teams with powerhouse Kanye West for the car-song of the week, "American Boy"...

Hey guys, since it's a "school night", I figured I'd crank out my tunes for the week on time for a change. This week Daughtry hangs on to the top spot, while Matchbox Twenty (pictured above) jumps into the top-10. Mariah Carey, Seether, and Robbie Williams have the biggest jumps on the list, while Brad Paisley, Kenny Chesney, Karen Young, Seether (again), Paramore, Cascada, and Matchbox Twenty (again) drop off. Happy Birthday, Dad! This Week Song/Artist (last week's position in parentheses) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. Feels Like Tonight - Daughtry (1) 2. Bleeding Love - Leona Lewis (4) 3. Love Song - Sara Bareilles (3) 4. Long Road To Ruin - Foo Fighters (2) 5. Won't Go Home Without You - Maroon5 (5) 6. Whatever It Takes - Lifehouse (6) 7. Say - John Mayer (7) 8. These Hard Times - Matchbox Twenty (14) 9. You're Gonna Miss This - Trace Adkins (11) 10. The Boss - Kristine W. (10) 11. Feedback - Jane...

Hey boys and girls, now from the makers (well, maker) of the "Cee U Next Tuesday" awards, it's time for the Republican Douchebag of the week. And of course, what is more apropos than the current Republican candidate for president, John McCain. In Jon Stewart's words, he courageously "went near where black people live" and made a speech/pack of lies (for him, it's usually the same) in New Orleans about Katrina. Whoever did this video is a friggin' genius for summing it up... Yes, John, you're fucking full of honor. Having cake while almost 2,000 people died. You're no hero, you're fucking Marie Antoinette, douchebag.

Damn. Well it is official, so far Kylie Minogue's new album, X , spent one measly week in the US top 200 albums at #139 . Blame the totally misguided promotional plan for rolling it out, not only months after the UK release (and fans like me have already bought the import) but trying to hype the single "All I See" after the album release. Kudos for Kylie for trying by appearing on the ratings-heavy Dancing With The Stars (albeit with a somewhat flat rendering of "All I See" and a better version of "Can't Get You Out Of My Head") and Ellen , but honey, you need some Oprah love. And fast. And the video just gets released. I admit I like it. It also probably has no chance to be played unless they drop a shitload of money on VH1.

I love me some Alison Krauss. And with friggin' Robert Plant, even...

Ok, I'm cutting it under the wire, but I had a shed to put up (well, THANKFULLY SB mostly did it). This week's "See You Next Tuesday" award narrowly goes to Nash McCabe, shown here in her native habitat and garb, who shilled herself to ABC as an ignorant attempt at a "gotcha" question during the Pennsylvania Democratic debate . Since when does "I want to know if you believe in the American flag" is going to get this bitch a better life since she lost her job (apparently from hanging out in diners too much). Let's see if a lapel pin's gonna help your husband get that back surgery . Color me harsh, I know, but you, my dear, are this week's clear example that a good number of Americans will go like lemmings to any talking point dreamt up by frat-boy media boys. Kudos, and enjoy that waffle, shithead. Next time, maybe ask a question about health insurance, something that MAY have an iota of pertinence in your life. Or is that too hard? And ...

Hey folks, it's time again for my tunes for the week (late, again). This week, Daughtry makes it to the top, while John Mayer (pictured above) leaps into the top-10. Donna Summer, Robyn, and Madonna all make 30+ position jumps, while Daughtry, Ingrid Michaelson, Craig Morgan, Erika Jayne, and Gary Allan have songs leaving the list. For now, Link-o-rama is relegated to the debuts, but it'll be back strong in no time. See, they all get along! This Week Song/Artist (last week's position in parentheses) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ 1. Feels Like Tonight - Daughtry (3) 2. Long Road To Ruin - Foo Fighters (1) 3. Love Song - Sara Bareilles (2) 4. Bleeding Love - Leona Lewis (5) 5. Won't Go Home Without You - Maroon5 (4) 6. Whatever It Takes - Lifehouse (6) 7. Say - John Mayer (12) 8. Feedback - Janet Jackson (8) 9. No One - Alicia Keys (9) 10. The Boss - Kristine W. (14) 11. You're Gonna Miss This - Trace Adkin...

God, why can't he still be in the the race...

Hey boys and girls....unleashing my first in a series - the "See You Next Tuesday" weekly award, given to the woman (or women) who have proven they can be just as big a dirtbag as their male ape counterparts. Over the last five years, major strides have been made in assholery to break through the "glass sewer". This week, Cindy McCain, wife of "Paul Simon with a goiter" John wins the inaugural award. Cindy, husband-stealer/drug addict thief/beer hag, had a "Cindy's Family Recipes" page on John's campaign website. Now first of all, I don't know you, but I don't really search out political shill websites for my food tips. Well, it turns out these recipes were plagiarized from the Food Network website . REALLY. Like no one would figure that out. After the gig was up, and they tried to scrub the site (damn those screen-capture images!), an intern was thrown under the bus to excuse the inclusion of the recipes. but as HuffPo poster Da...

Hey guys, wow, time's flying, and time for my tunes for the week again. Sorry again for such light regular posting, that'll change soon enough. This week The Foo Fighters make it to the summit, while Janet Jackson (pictured above) makes her way into the top-10. Billy Ray Cyrus, Natasha Bedingfield, Good Charlotte, Rihanna, and Santana drop off the chart, while Snoop Dogg, Ferras, and Erin Hamilton make the biggest jumps. No More Broccoli, ever! This Week Song/Artist (last week's position in parentheses) -------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. Long Road To Ruin - Foo Fighters (2) 2. Love Song - Sara Bareilles (1) 3. Feels Like Tonight - Daughtry (4) 4. Won't Go Home Without You - Maroon5 (5) 5. Bleeding Love - Leona Lewis (10) 6. Whatever It Takes - Lifehouse (8) 7. All-American Girl - Carrie Underwood (3) 8. Feedback - Janet Jackson (12) 9. No One - Alicia Keys (7) 10. Apologize - Timbaland f/OneRepublic (6) 11. Shadow Of The Day...

Hey everyone, it's time to my tunes for the week....and Sara Bareilles manages a ninth week at the top, while Leona Lewis (pictured above) makes it into the top-10. Paul Van Dyk drops out of the chart, while Robyn, Rascal Flatts, and Duffy have the biggest jumps. Where's MY palm tree? This Week Song/Artist (last week's position in parentheses) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. Love Song - Sara Bareilles (1) 2. Long Road To Ruin - Foo Fighters (2) 3. All American Girl - Carrie Underwood (3) 4. Feels Like Tonight - Daughtry (9) 5. Won't Go Home Without You - Maroon5 (8) 6. Apologize - Timbaland f/OneRepublic (4) 7. No One - Alicia Keys (7) 8. Whatever It Takes - Lifehouse (10) 9. Let Me Think About It - Ida Corr vs. Fedde Le Grand (5) 10. Bleeding Love - Leona Lewis (14) 11. Shadow Of The Day - Linkin Park (6) 12. Feedback - Janet Jackson (22) 13. Sorry - Buckcherry (13) 14. Piece Of Me - Britney Spears (12) 15. Paralyzer ...

Hey guys, I'm quite late, but I'm back with my tunes from (last) week. (damn working all weekend!) This week Sara Bareilles spends a remarkable eighth week on top, while Lifehouse (pictured above) creeps into the top-10. X-Press 2, Kylie Minogue, and Lady Antebellum make the biggest moves, while Tim McGraw, Rascal Flatts, Maroon5, Lenny Kravitz, and Pink (finally) leave the chart. Cause of time restraints, Link-O-Rama right now is in effect for the debuts, so click on them to go to their website. HB, V! You've got the best daddy of all... This Week Song/Artists (last week's position in parentheses) -------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. Love Song - Sara Bareilles (1) 2. Long Road To Ruin - Foo Fighters (3) 3. All American Girl - Carrie Underwood (7) 4. Apologize - Timbaland f/OneRepublic (2) 5. Let Me Think About It - Ida Corr vs. Fedde Le Grand (6) 6. Shadow Of The Day - Linkin Park (4) 7. No One - Alicia Keys (5) 8. Won'...