See You Next Tuesday of the week....

Hey boys and girls....unleashing my first in a series - the "See You Next Tuesday" weekly award, given to the woman (or women) who have proven they can be just as big a dirtbag as their male ape counterparts. Over the last five years, major strides have been made in assholery to break through the "glass sewer".

This week, Cindy McCain, wife of "Paul Simon with a goiter" John wins the inaugural award. Cindy, husband-stealer/drug addict thief/beer hag, had a "Cindy's Family Recipes" page on John's campaign website. Now first of all, I don't know you, but I don't really search out political shill websites for my food tips. Well, it turns out these recipes were plagiarized from the Food Network website. REALLY. Like no one would figure that out. After the gig was up, and they tried to scrub the site (damn those screen-capture images!), an intern was thrown under the bus to excuse the inclusion of the recipes. but as HuffPo poster David Weiner noted, Cindy also submitted one of the recipes to the New York Sun as her own. And geez, look at the recipes. Ahi Tuna with Napa Cabbage. Passion Fruit Mousse. As DailyKos points out, not exactly Redstate America staples. And these clowns are calling out Obama for trumped up "elitist" statements? If you're gonna whore yourself out, Cindy, try at least stealing some Paula Deen. And as usual, a republican allergic to taking any responsibility.

So for you, Cindy, be proud. In a world of Condoleeza Rice, Dana Perino, and Elizabeth Hasselback, you edged out for the first (of many) C-U-N-T awards. (Don't worry, the others will sure to do something to win in the future). But from what's been reported, it's not the first time those letters were applied to her.

(and as an afternote, I don't want to hear anything about tearing into the family of a public figure. She is actively campaigning for her shell of a husband, so all's fair game. Besides if this were a couple weeks ago, Chelsea Clinton, snot-ass supreme, would be winning this.)