Quisling of the week - Mitt's Gay BFF...

This week's Quisling (named for the infamous Norwegian leader who sold his country out to the Nazis) is Richard Grenell, Willard Romney's new foreign policy spokesman. While I should be gleeful that his appointment is drawing the ire of the fire-and-brimstone neanderthals, his attempt on being the catty GOP gay-friend only to go try to disinfect his Twitter account of his blatherings on Hillary Clinton, Michelle Obama, and the Gingriches is pretty comical.

Recently this douchenozzle opined that Rachel Maddow should "take a breath and put on a necklace", alluding to a) the fact that she can speak coherently without mouthbreathing and b) nod nod wink wink is a big ol' LESBIAN. SHOCKER! Yo, Dick (it is short for Richard, no?), is this the witty banter that gets you blocked on Grindr? For someone whose verbal affectation makes Marcus Bachmann seem like Clint Eastwood, you certainly love to throw rhinestones in glass houses.

I recently watched a fluffy gay romcom where the boyfriend was a self-proclaimed Gay Republican, because of the "economic issues". Which is of course code for "as long as I can help them fuck over the dark people, they'll love my presence!". And for selling short so you can bang a buck out, go take your vinegary cattiness, shove it in a Fleet, and flush yourself out with it.

Bless his lil' soul.