Story of the day...How many Evita jokes can we make now?

So last time I posted, I forecasted that the "Appalachian Trail" story of South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford was a crock of shit.

How'd that turn out?

Well, after being caught at the Atlanta airport coming back from Argentina, Sanford held a press conference today to admit to having an affair with a woman from Buenos Aires. He claims to have gone there to break it off, and to reconcile with the wifey. Bull fucking shit. There's definitely more to this story to come, but in the meantime, the Governor of a state runs off with no notice and no word to his Lt. Governor that he's going, and everything's ok cuz he's going through a hard time?

Fire the dick. NOW. Not for the affair (that's for his wife to rip his balls off for), but for his taking the responsibilities of a political executive (and presumably one with White House aspirations) and took a giant crap on them. Classy.

Say Sanford (and any other Republican), what's that you say about gay marriage now? Fuck you.

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